Kerri Dunn and her vandalized car
March 9, 2004

Voila! instant hate crime star. She marched back into the lecture hall and pounced on her own students. “Why did she do that?” you ask, understandably puzzled. Well, because only her students could have known that she was thinking of converting to Judaism.
“Thinking of converting?” Yeah, that’s right, Kerri Dunn wasn’t Jewish. She wasn’t black, either. She wasn’t even reliably female, apparently, since she later announced that she was a lesbian. All in all, this might have been the most inaccurate hate graffiti ever scrawled on a car.
Nevertheless, ignoring the inaccuracies, Kerri Dunn threw the Claremont campus into a tizzy of self-reproach and self-loathing, and starred in a campus rally the next night where she harangued the students and faculty for their inner racial hatred and inner anti-Sem... er, anti-Irish-American-thinking-of-converting-to-Judaism-ism. Or something like that.

I don’t even know how to categorize this one. Is it a bogus racial hate crime? No, she’s white. Is it a bogus anti-Semitic hate crime? No, she’s not Jewish. Let’s face it, she was just a nutjob trying to make a living in the hate business. Maybe I should start a special category.
Sources:
3/18/04 - La Voz De Aztlan - Lesbian professor stages phoney hate crime at Claremont Colleges
5/10/04 - The American Conservative - Hate Hoax
3/15/10 - The American Conservative - The Godmother of Fake Hate Crimes
3/16/10 - Claremont Conservative - Jail Bird Kerri Dunn Publishes From Prison Using CMC Affiliation
Wikipedia - Kerri Dunn
Posted from Reno, Nevada, USA
June 16, 2012 - If lesbians are not “reliably” female, do you consider them to be occasionally male? - M.R., California
J.P. replies: Seems to me the answer is self-evident. If you’re having sex with a woman, aren’t you acting as a man?